WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On the 20th, I'm going to a wrestling event at Amway Arena. It'll be my first wrestling thing I went to! YAAAAAAYYY
I'll get to see the Undertaker!
YAAAAAAYYY
I'll get to get CM Punk's autograph!
YAAAAAAYYY
I'll try to punch CM Punk in the face!
YAAAAAAYYY
I'll get to see Rey Mysterio in person! L'LL GET TO SEE REY MYSTERIO IN LITTLE PERSON!
YAAAAAAYYY

Heh heh heh. I'm finally back. After a month long ban, I am back.

Two more days until my reign of terror starts again. Two days until I can talk with the people at the WWE club. Two more days until my return. Two more days until I am back. *thunder*
tl;dr version: I am back in two days! MUAHAHAHA!

Man, I'm eating some cotton candy flavored Italian Ice, and it. Is. GOOD!
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What, were you expecting me to write an epic story of how I froze CM Punk in a vat of Italian Ice and listened to Jeff Hardy's theme music to drown out his cries for help?
...that is a great idea for a horror story. *ahem* Anyway...er...wanna hear the stories of a kid named Quinn who goes to my school? Me and grampa call him Urkel. :D Seriously, the kid's my morning entertainment(he's in my first period math class)!
1. In the middle of the lesson, he asked the teacher if he liked bowling, then he got up and walked over to the teacher, saying, "You'd better use this before the (whatever the date was)"
2. When he couldn't get the answer to a ridiculously easy question, he started whining, and when the teacher told him to stop, he screamed at the top of his lungs, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!!!!" in a really whiny, annoying voice.
3. The kid claims he has autism, but I knew a kid who REALLY had it, and he was just trying to get my sympathy. Pft, now he isn't getting any sympathy from anybody!
4. He started this stupid game called 'I can make you say anything'. Idiot doesn't know how literal kids are these days. I didn't say the word 'anything', so the kid was almost crying when I started talking and told him the real rules.
5. Me and my friend(Who is a teacher. Yes, very sad indeed.)were trying to get a holepuncher back from another teacher, so I just go into the enemy's room, steal it, and run. Turns out Quinn was in the enemy's art club. And it turns out that the guy sent Quinn to get the holepuncher back. So I'm holding him out of the room with one hand while he's thrashing around, and Ms. G.(my friend)is just laughing. After I left, she said that Quinn was sitting in the office, crying his eyes out.

Okay, that took like, a half hour to make. Now, I am off to make that horror story! Heh heh heh.

CM PUNK IS STARTING TO BECOME ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRESTLERS!!! GAH!
He's pretty much the #1 contender for my favorite-est wrestler.
1. He's a heel. Oh God, he does not deserve to be a heel, but he is a very good heel.
2. He hurt Chavo Guererro. Scratch that, he KNOCKED OUT Chavo Guererro.
3. He has kung-fu moves in his arsenal. Only AWESOME people can use kung-fu moves in wrestling.
He wore glasses(no offense to people who have to wear 'em)when he was a kid, and he had a mullet. A MULLET. Anyone who had/has a mullet does not deserve ANYONE's respect. Period.
P.S. If he becomes a face again, then I will hate him again. C'mon Vince, can't you take a hint?!
EDIT: I just took a WWE personality quiz, I answered all the questions honestly(while still avoiding the Punk-ish answers), and I chose Punk as my favorite music type(the only Punk-ish choice I made), and it said that I am...

What is getting annoying, you ask? Well...
1) All these trolls, and no professionals(me)to take care of 'em.
2) People dissing Jeff in the WWE club.
3) The fact that we don't have the :3 BBS icon yet.
EDIT: 4) The fact that I didn't post </thread> while I still could. >=(
HEY ANOTHER EDIT: 5) CM Punk. He's just so...I think the picture will explain my feelings quite well. If you don't get it, here's a clue on what I mean: Wow, I didn't know Hitler wrestled in a mariachi suit!

What ticks you off?! Yeah yeah. I know. This would've been a better BBS topic(yeah yeah. I know it was done already). But still. On my userpage, you can be a troll and not be banned.
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I mean as easily.

God, I hate CM Punk. "Oh, I'm straight-edge, so I'm...BETTER THAN YOU." That pretty much sums up the...oh, hi, grampa. *ahem* GET OFF MY USERPAGE, GRAMPA. Anyway, I know the show is fake, but I swear to God, if I ever meet him I will...I SAID GET OFF MY USERPAGE, GRAMPA. At Breaking Point, he hid behind a WOMAN when the LIGHTS TURNED OFF. He looks like a woman when he puts his hair behind his ears, and most of all, he draws on his wrist tape stuff. Didn't mommy ever teach you not to draw on your clothes, Punkalina? Okay, I'm done preaching to you. Oh wait, one more thing. This one is the most important, so listen up: HE GOT JEFF HARDY BANNED FOREVER FROM THE WWE!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, NOW I'm done preaching to you.
EDIT: Pic is related. "You" refers to CM Punk. Just sayin'. I don't want you guys to get all offended and start to flame me.

Jeff Hardy got arrested today. My freakin' hero got arrested today. *sigh* First 9/11, then the geography test today(*shudder*), and now this. Today is a day of tragedies. I'll post the article later when it loads up.
EDIT: Okay, it finally loaded up, and...OH DEAR GOD, NO! He looks so evil...but then again, I would too if I had to get a mugshot. *sigh* Anyway, here's the story...

"Professional wrestler Jeff Hardy is in the Moore County jail Friday after being arrested on charges of trafficking in controlled prescription pills and possession of anabolic steriods.
Hardy, 32, of 265 Boys Camp Road,%u2008Cameron, was arrested after a search of his residence yielded 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder cocaine and items of drug paraphernalia, according to a press release.
A joint investigation conducted by officers with the Moore County Sheriff's Office narcotics and select enforcement units and the Fayetteville Police Department led to the arrest.
Vicodin and anabolic steriods are Schedule III substances, while Soma is a non-controlled prescription pill.
Hardy and his brother, Matt, wrestling as the Hardy Boyz, were six-time World Wrestling Entertainment World Tag Team Champion. Individually, Jeff Hardy held the WWE World Champion belt one time and the World Heavyweight Championship twice.
Hardy was charged with felony trafficking in opium, two counts of felony possession with intent to sell or deliver a Schedule III controlled substance, felony maintaining a dwelling to keep controlled substance, felony possession of cocaine and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.
His bail was set at $125,000."
And here's his photo. I don't think I can watch SmackDown! anymore...
EDIT: Okay, if anyone from the WWE club is reading this, please listen. *ahem* STFU, PLEASE. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS ARE STRAIGHT-EDGE LIKE YOUR BOYFRIEND CM PUNK. AND HE IS STILL A GOOD ROLE MODEL. YOU GUYS ARE FOCUSING ON THE MISTAKES HE MADE, NOT THE GOOD THINGS HE DID. Okay, that's off my chest. And I don't care if you think I was being preachy, it just had to be said.
OH GOD ANOTHER EDIT: I'm disappointed in Jeff too, but I don't say he's the most evil, vile, despicable person on Earth. And I'm not just saying this because I'm a fangirl. Seriously, I'm not.
OH GOD WHEN WILL THESE EDITS END: Ah well. At least I know his address now. <_< >_>

Sorry for using an alt, mods. ='( But thanks for the 30 day ban; it'll give me more time to work on my schoolwork and my alien story. And maybe, just maybe, I can get an actual life!!
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Naw, scratch that last part.

Post a wrestling song(i.e. a wrestler's entrance music)and win a prize! I don't know what the prize is, or if you'll even receive it, but you'll win a prize!